In fact, he posts all the time on social media about his ’amazing’ wife! He started telling me that he ’never had a Tinder account in his life’ and insisted that he must have been hacked.
"I forwarded him the screenshots and asked him, ’What’s up with you having a Tinder account? He claimed he was going to ’call Tinder’ and ’make sure someone pays for this.’ He even texted me a few days later to tell me that he had ’talked to Tinder’ and that ’he was part of 270 people who were hacked.’ I mean, he "That was about a year ago, and I talk to the guy about once a month because we are planning our high school reunion.
"Because it was still fairly early, we decided to visit his neighborhood bar.
As we were walking in, he turned to me and said that he’d asked one of my former classmates about me before our date, adding, ‘Well, let’s just say that I was expecting a "At this point, it was pretty clear that he was attempting to play some type of ridiculous mind game with me.
As I turned to leave, he curled up in a ball and started crying, saying, ‘Please don’t leave me... I just wanted us to be a happy little family with a baby. I want us to get married and be a happy little family together…’ "A few years ago, I went on a date with a lady I met via Ok Cupid.
We wound up going back to my place to watch a movie, which was really just background noise to our conversation.
Spending too much time on Tinder, Bumble, or Ok Cupid will make any sane person yearn for simpler times.
You know, like when singles met potential mates at corn husking bees or whatever.
Although it was less than a mile to his apartment, I had to pull over twice to let him puke.To this day, he ends almost every conversation with ’thank you for not mentioning that to my wife.’" “Recently, I was talking with a girl who appeared to be a great match. After messaging back and forth for some time, she went silent and stopped responding.Then, out of the blue, she resurfaced and asked me if I’d like to meet up that day. ’ (because I keep agreeing to dates with weirdos like you.) When the date ended and we stood up to leave, he of course ended with the classic, disappointed question: ’Oh.I’ve been in the psych ward for the last week and just got out this morning, right around the time I messaged you,’ she answered, as if it was no big deal.” "A few months later I was browsing Tinder when I happened to stumble upon a different profile for Mr. except this profile had been created by a woman to warn other females about him." more difficult than escaping a quick coffee. On our date, Question Guy asked: ’Do you believe in God? "I don’t think I’ve ever ordered and eaten tapas so fast in my life, just in hopes to hurry and get the hell out of there. ’Aren’t those the same pants you wore in one of your profile pics? I’d barely had a chance to sit down before he hit me a rapid-fire inquisition about my job, my family, and my hobbies.After answering around a dozen lightening-fast questions, I needed a break, so I decided to turn the tables.
When he attempted to get out of my car, he fell over into the snow.